Aquarius
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You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. Most sex toys were invented by Aquarius. You lie a great deal . You have a free spirit and don’t give a shit about others opinions. You repeatedly make the same mistakes because you are stupid. Everybody thinks you are a jerk.

You also invented the "pity fuck" Someone’s having a rough time? Well… Fuck’em! (literally)Of course when you screw someone they may be bowlegged for months, it depends on how many positions, toys and how many hours it lasted.