Scorpio
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The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.

You are a perfect son of a bitch. You always want what you can’t have, and generally get, commonly illegally.

You are the most highly sexed of all signs. Dynamic, passionate and aggressive. A Scorpio’s first date normally ends in rape. You are prone to excesses, sex, drugs, booze,, bad puns, you name it.